NYC: Stumptown is opening in Battery Park

Posted on June 9, 2011 by

“Stumptown Coffee Bar located at Battery Place Market in Battery Park City is looking for a barista with the ability to leap buildings in a single bound, eliminate National Debt and keep guests more than satisfied. Well, “keep guests more than satisfied” is more than necessary for this position, but if you can do the other two, why become a barista?”

This is a great location.

[via Craigslist]

  • Allen

    That is a wholesale account that serves Stumptown Coffee.

  • Mike White

    Ah, very misleading. Thanks Allen!

  • Allen

    Yeah, the language isn’t right… thank you for posting! I’ll get right on it. :)